SEATTLE -- To combat claims that its products are unreliable, Microsoft Corp.
has announced a plan to offer a free toaster with each purchase
of its NT 5.0 operating system.
The toaster project, code-named Dresden, has been in development for
almost a year and was unveiled last week. A Microsoft spokesperson said:
"MS-Toaster is based on decades of proven toaster technology but we've
added some new features, like a slider bar to control whether your
toast is 'light' or 'dark.'"
Additionally, in response to criticism that Microsoft systems do not
multitask well, MS-Toaster can toast up to four pieces of bread
simultaneously.
Beta testers found MS-Toaster friendly and easy to use but reported a
few bugs. "If you adjust the slider from its default setting, sometimes
the toaster will lock up before your toast is done," one tester noted.
"Nothing will fix it but to unplug the toaster and plug it back
in."
Microsoft is based in Redmond, Washington.